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What cpu should I get?

The best CPU is the AMD Ryzan Threadripper Pro 7995WX. Well, you asked! Anyway, just get a Ryzen 7 9800X3D and build a system around that.

What coffee maker should I get?

Just get a Moccamaster. If it's just you, try an Aeropress. Cheap machines are not great: try local used marketplaces for a Bonavita or Oxo. Chemex is for the patient.

What toilet should I get?

Seat yourself on a Toto Drake or just put up with the Glacier Bay builder special. Sadly, there's no budget-friendly middle ground between good and, well, you know.

What smartphone should I get?

Get an iPhone 16 or a Google Pixel 9. Get the Pro models of these if you're all about the camera. On a budget? iPhone SE or Pixel 8A.

What game controller should I get?

8bitdo Ultimate on Windows and and Switch. On Mac, the 2.4G version. The same brand is good for retrogaming, e.g. SN30 Pro. Consoles come with the best already; just get more like them. The 8bitdo wired model is good and inexpensive, for Windows. Arcade/fight sticks are another matter.

What arcade controls should I get?

On Windows or Switch, get the 8bitdo Arcade Stick. Other consoles have the Mayflashes—except the PlayStation 5, where you'll pay dearly for a Hori Alpha or Victrix Pro; the Hori Mini is inexpensive but you may well dislike just how mini it is. Live the dream, build your own.

What laminator should I get?

Just get the Scotch TL901. Ours has four years of weekly use without fail behind it.

What ice maker should I get?

Not the GE Opal! Make cubes, not nuggets, with the Luma Comfort. It's massive; DIY clear ice in the freezer drawer is a solved problem.

What kettle should I get?

It ain't cute, but the Zojirushi Micom Water Boiler is it unless your needs are very basic, in which case just go to Target and get whatever. Pourover? Can't go wrong with the Oxo Brew. Kitchen aesthetes: Fellow.

What dumbphone should I get?

Detoxing knowledge workers and minimalistes have the Punkt MP02 now and the Light Phone III to look forward to. On a budget, the Nokia 8110, obviously. Ambivalent about dumbphones? The Cat S22 is an inexpensive flip-phone that runs smartphone apps.

What crayons should I get?

Caran D'Ache are only a little more expensive than Crayola and worth the upgrade. If broken wax crayons bug you, melt them down and remold them.

What bidet should I get?

Just get a Toto, expensive as they are. The cheap ones will displease your anus.

What 4k monitor should I get?

Just get the Dell UltraSharp U2723QE.

What 5k monitor should I get?

For Mac users, the Apple Studio is better than the Samsung clone, but also twice the price and Thunderbolt-only. PC users and thrifty Mac owners can check out the new Asus ProArt 5K; and there's the forthcoming BenQ 5K too.

What 8k television should I get?

For whatever you plan on spending, get a true OLED 4K model instead. If you must, just buy the Samsung Neo QLED QN900D.

What air purifier should I get?

Get the Winix 5500-2 unless the room is under 150 square ft., then just go to Target and buy a Levoit: just not the Levoit Core Mini, which is *too* mini. Avoid Molekule. If you want to be rid of cooking smells or VOCs, you need something exceptionally expensive with thick carbon filters like the IQAir. Maybe just get an extractor fan instead.

What bluetooth speaker should I get?

Just get the JBL Go 3/4 or Sony SBS.

What camera should I get?

If you're sure your phone isn't good enough, just pre-order a Fujifulm X-M5, which covers all the bases. It's relatively inexpensive and compact but has great specs like 6k video and gorgeous retro looks. EDC? Then get a pancake lens too.

What chromebook should I get?

I'm liking the Asuses. Just get an Asus Chromebook Plus CX34 or, for burners and kids, the Asus 311, only $120 at Best Buy right now. The Lenovos are solid.

What cinema camera should I get?

Be real about the money pit here. Are you going to rig it? Sound? Lighting? Lenses? The curious should just upgrade their phone and get fun attachments such as anamorphic lens filters and the Blackmagic Camera app. The committed should start at *relatively* inexpensive models like the Blackmagic 6K or Sony's FX30. Save money for the other stuff.

What coffee grinder should I get?

Just get the Baratza Encore or a Fellow Opus if you can score a deal. If you're spending more than $150, it depends and you should research it and commit to the bit. Manual: Timemore C2 (good enough) or Comandante C40 (very committed)

What compact camera should I get?

If "compact" doesn't have to actually mean pocketable, the Fujifilm X-M5 lands soon; wait for it. Among truly tiny cameras, Sony's RX100 is still best; hit eBay for a used RX100 V if you're squeezed.

What desktop mac should I get?

The Mac Mini M4 is a little beast, but the all-in-one iMac M4 comes with everything you need and none of the cables.

What dslr should I get?

Get a Nikon D780. Don't want to spend two grand? Get whichever Canon EOS is within your budget. D780 not enough camera for you? Don't run to gadget sites running affiliate links if you have specialized or professional requirements.

What gaming laptop should I get?

Just get a Lenovo Legion Pro or Slim, depending on whether you want performance or portability. Under 14 inches, the Asus X13 is it. Models with 5000-series GPUs are incoming next year, but so are tariffs.

What gaming monitor should I get?

Shoppers on a budget should just get the Dell S3222DGM, but if you can go OLED, get the Samsung Odyssey OLED G8 at 4K or the ultrawide Alienware AW3423DW at 1440p. Spendy gamers: wait until 5k2k OLEDs show up.

What gaming mouse should I get?

Get the Logitech G305 Lightspeed. Yes, the Razer Viper v3 gamers adore is better--but not $120 better.

What gaming PC should I get?

Build your own! OK, fine, just get the Corsair ONE i500 (high end) or a Victus by HP 15L with RTX 4060 (budget). Check your local Best Buy for returns and deals: look for at least 16GB of RAM and a 3060/4060 GPU for decent performance in recent games.

What grind and brew should I get?

The best of a middling and overpriced bunch is Breville's The Grind Control. Look on marketplace for steep discounts on used ones, and ask yourself why.

What handheld gaming console should I get?

Just get the Nintendo Switch, for its vast library of contemporary and classic games. Looking for something special? Get the Playdate. Retrogaming? Cheap: Ambernic RG35XX-H. Insanely cheap: Data Frog SF2000. Gameboy form: Miyoo Mini Plus. Fancy: Analogue Pocket.

What handheld gaming PC should I get?

Asus ROG Ally X is the consensus pick; the Legion Go has a bigger display and the Steam Deck OLED has a better one.

What keyboard should I get?

Just get the Logitech MX Keys Mini or the full-size version. The mechanical edition is fine, but there are more satisfying introductions to that particular cash fire.

What laptop should I get?

Get a MacBook Air, the Microsoft Surface Laptop or the Asus Zenbook 14 OLED. All are about $900, but all have upgrade options and "Pro" alternatives to hit whatever spot needs hitting, unless it's gaming.

What macbook should I get?

The 13-inch MacBook Air is more than good enough now that 16GB of RAM comes as standard, though if you have any storage needs at all beyond the basics you might want to upgrade from the 256GB. Check Apple's refurbs site for deals.

What mechanical keyboard should I get?

Ads for the low-profile NuPhy Air75 V2 haunted me for months and I wish they broke me sooner because I think it's neat. If you want a more traditional board get anything from Keychron in your desired size and style. Keyswitches: brown is tactile (for typing), red is linear (for gaming), and blue is clicky (for annoying others.)

What midi keyboard should I get?

Just get the Arturia KeyLab, KeyStep or MiniLab depending on your needs. Native Instruments' Komplete Kontol comes with exceptional software instruments. Adjacent: the Roland Aira Compact S-1 would be a great first synth.

What mini laptop should I get?

We're talking less than 12 inches, right? Just get the Chuwi Minibook X if it's a sidearm or the One-Netbook One Mix 4S/5 if it'll be your main machine. Gamers have the GPD Win lineup, but the tiny keyboard and large price should make you consider a handheld instead.

What mini pc should I get?

Just get the Beelink S12 Pro, upgrading RAM and storage as appropriate for your purposes. If you're spending, get the Mac Mini M4 or, gamers, the Minisforum HX99G. Retrogamers! Get the Ayaneo Retro AM02

What mouse should I get?

Just get whatever Logitech model suits you. Their M720 is good enough, the MX Master being needlessly deluxe for most.

What portable monitor should I get?

Just get the ViewSonic VX1655-4K-OLED. If you want something less expensive, get the Uperfect 14" 2k Portable Monitor (At 16", the CNBANAN 2.5k) which has the bonus of being 3:2 and perfect for retro gaming.

What printer should I get?

For basic black and white laser printing, just get any old Brother model. For inkjets, there's Epson. I like Workforce Pro in the office and EcoJet at home. Artists and photographers printing on fancy paper or canvas or fooling around with sublimation dyes can't go far wrong with a SureColor. Crafters, though, are religious about the Canon TS9521C.

What puppycatkittendog should I get?

You don't get a dog or a cat. They get you. Go to your local rescue center.

What tablet display should I get?

If you're just curious, get the inexpensive Wacom One. If you know what you're doing, just get a Cintiq. That said, the competition—the Huion Kamvas and XP-Pen—are half the price and good enough. The latest iPad Pro is in a league of its own, yes, but artists must accept workflow limitations and platform-specific apps. Non-display tablet? Intuos.

What tablet should I get?

Just get the Apple iPad. The iPad Pro offers excess power, up to 13" of OLED display and the best Apple Pencil, but if you need to do normal computer things, run standard desktop apps or play nice with other people's workflows, get the Microsoft Surface Pro.

What television should I get?

Get the Samsung S90 OLED TV. It's inexpensive and got great reviews. Take a poke around in Best Buy's returns corner for something by Hisense for the cheapest deals worth taking.

What toaster oven should I get?

The Panasonic FlashXPress is a fantastic if small toaster oven, loved for its simplicity, retrofuturistic styling and the fact it's not much bigger than a pop-up toaster. I've been using mine nearly daily for 5 years. If you need something bigger and fancier get the Breville Smart Oven.

What toaster should I get?

Don't get a $30 toaster. Love your toaster. Get the Dualit Classic in whatever color and slicage you require. Mini toaster ovens: The Balmuda is great but the $50 Vevor 5-IN-1 hits the spot. Yes, the Mitsubishi Electric TO-ST1L-W is incredible for appropriate breads, and remember the transformer.

What touchscreen laptop should I get?

Just get the Asus Zenbook 14 OLED. It's as good as anything in its class in all other respects... and it has a OLED touchscreen.

What vlogging camera should I get?

Just get the DJI Osmo Pocket 3, and be sure to get the Creator Combo because the extras are worth it. Tiny, compact, great 1" sensor and the gimbal makes a mockery of most in-cam stabilization. If you must get a "normal" camera, get something from the Sony ZV lineup.

What appliances should I get?

Just get Bosch if you want decent stuff and relative peace of mind (500 series is good) but don't buy online. Look for brands with local service networks and get one from a local retailer that can deal with it if there are problems or accept a return.

What keurig should I get?

Don’t get a Keurig. Get anything else.