Which mechanical keyboard should I get?

Ads for the low-profile NuPhy Air75 V2 haunted me for months and I wish they broke me sooner because I think it's neat. If you want a more traditional board get anything from Keychron in your desired size and style. Keyswitches: brown is tactile (for typing), red is linear (for gaming), and blue is clicky (for annoying others.)

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